Random Acts of Journalism

Because she’s a bastion of infinite entertainment, Paris Hilton has decided (probably while crying in jail) that she has far too many clothes (even if you don’t include her own awful fashion line) and that she should donate these to less fortunate children (does the less fortunate part include anyone who has been within a square mile of her Herpes-addled vagina? (am i using enough parentheses??)). While she’s at it, i think she should use some of her closets and storage spaces to open up a small chain of Paris Hilton-branded orphanages and hospices…i’m sure she has the space.
Paris Wants To Donate Clothes to Children (i love wwtdd.com’s take on this as well)

And this is just fantastic…i think this is the first time since he was standing on the smouldering rubble of the World Trade Center that i’ve heard Bush says that he’s sad. And of course, when this happens with our Army, it’s war, but when it’s a private security force, it’s sad. What a guy.