The dumbest thing i’ve seen today that is… I received this email from a co-worker…they are predictions on what will happen to America if Obama is elected President. Some of this borders on absolute madness. It would make you laugh, if it wasn’t so amazingly depressing. Without further adieu…(my comments in italics after.)
To close my screed, I want to leave you with some JM predictions in the event the junior Senator from Illinois becomes President and, especially, if the House and Senate are veto proof.
1). Strict new gun laws will be enacted even though he promised he would not.
2). The phrase “In God We Trust” will be removed from all currency. (Automatically? Just because a president said so? Does this asshole know how much time it takes to put money in circulation?)
3). He will back away from his pledge to Israel and leave them to the wolves of Islam. (Israel has one of the world’s strongest militaries… that why the”wolves of Islam” have been throwing rocks for the last 40 years. Israel will be just fine.)
4). Hillary Clinton will be named to the Supreme Court. (Really? Is Obama going to kill Anton Scalia with his bare hands to create the opening?)
5). Tax rates will return to their highest levels in 30 years. (How? Presidents don’t make the budget. Like 543 people get their say in this.)
6). The capital gains tax will be at least double current levels. (Again, how?)
7). Retired Army General Wesley Clark will be named Secretary of Defense. (Oh god forbid we give a general and former presidential candidate a position in the defense department. That actually might lead to logic in intelligence in foreign policy…gasp!)
8). The borders will be ‘basically open’ to all come. Especially those from the Middle East and South America. (“Basically open”..as opposed to complicatedly open? And what border do we share with the Middle East? Baltimore? It’s Baltimore isn’t it?)
9). Amnesty will be granted to all illegal’s now in the U.S.A. regardless of status or even gang members (MS-13). (Obama: “My fellow American Bloods and Crips…you have been granted amnesty…please report to the DMV for your official gang member passports and keep it real. Fo Sheezy, and good night.”)
10). The war in Iraq will be brought to an abrupt end, and the results will be tragic, and the consequences to our military will be devastating. (I can’t even make fun of this one…)
I realize that my predictions may not sit too well with some people, and the best we could all hope for is that I am totally wrong. Any bets?
Jerry Molen
Yeah Jerry, i’ve got a bet…I’ll bet a million dollars that you’re a fucking moron. And i’m willing to lay odds that the actual Jerry Molen (Hollywood producer) is not the guy sitting in his grandma’s living room typing this with one hand, masturbating to the O’Reilly Factor and asphyxiating himself with Tucker Carlson’s bow tie with the other.
I weep for our future.
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Tucker Carlson’s Bowtie? wowwwww…that was amazing
Comment by ron gp July 1, 2008 @ 4:31 pmYou might weep for our future, but I laugh thanks to your analysis of it!
Comment by Sam July 1, 2008 @ 5:17 pmI think it is pretty funny. Now some of this is way too extreme, but some of it could happen in small doses. It is articles like this that help me get through my day.
Comment by brettmkaufman July 1, 2008 @ 7:01 pmLoved the commentary. You don’t have to try and single handedly make up for the loss of Carlin.
Comment by Kevo July 1, 2008 @ 8:00 pmby far your one of your greatest posts, and if Obama wins i hope he signs off every speech like that! And it totally is Baltimore!
Comment by ron July 2, 2008 @ 9:07 am[...] back and were just showing how dumb you all are by getting caught up in rumors and mudslinging and believing dumb email forwards. I appreciate that New Yorker for starting an intelligent debate on these beliefs which i’ve [...]
Pingback by Taking a Link Dump [Rampage Jackson Arrested] « The Conglomerate July 16, 2008 @ 11:45 amThanks for an answer to the idiot friends I have that aren’t busy enough hiding their guns under their mattresses to send this crap to me. I am cutting and pasting and sending it right back at them (they would never read a “liberal” website) and giving you credit for having the patience and good humor to address this insanity. I am scared shitless about all the morons that are still out there who think Bush has done a great job and that McNasty is going to do even better.
Comment by Janis July 30, 2008 @ 3:28 pmAdam MackWrong (liberal juvenile renaming trick i.e. McSame, Betrayus),
Comment by mannyk August 4, 2008 @ 1:54 pmComing from a Dumb Fucker like you, things like logic and cause/effect arguments must be incredibly baffling.
Folks like you aren’t going to like socialism any better, the difference will be that you will be squashed for whining.
Thanks for the comment Manny… And as i always say on this blog, everyone is entitled to their own stupidity. Thanks for showing us yours.
Comment by adammackwright August 5, 2008 @ 10:47 amRegardless, an Obama presidency would be a freaking nightmare. We should be frightened of this Planned Parenthoodlum baby killer!
Comment by Dan August 18, 2008 @ 4:39 am“Planned Parenthoodlum baby killer”??? Where do you people come up with this shit? Hilarious.
Comment by adammackwright August 18, 2008 @ 2:57 pm[...] all enjoyed this post about a certain ridiculous anti-Obama email i received a while back…check it out again. Read the comments that have trickled in. You [...]
Pingback by Taking A Link Dump « The Conglomerate August 22, 2008 @ 9:30 amVery scary people…it is outrageous that people are so blind, they won’t even look into Obama’s background. Read his books… he is a Muslim…he said himself, that if it comes down to it, he will side with the Muslims. His mother was a Marxist, went to a school they nicknamed “The Little Red Schoolhouse”, and it was because of the color. Obama has said he distanced himself from his mother’s race at a very early age. He hates whites, and so does his wife, Michelle…she even did her thesis on the fact that whites will always try to keep blacks down, even though she could find no proof of this, even from other blacks she tried to interview on campus. She said she will always feel like she’s “on the outside looking in”. Well Michelle, that’s because of the hatred you have for whites, and that you don’t feel you fit in. That’s your interpretation, based on your ignorance. Obama has said he will de-commission our military, and disarm us, and try to get the rest of the world to do the same….ok, that sounds like a plan, since the Koran states, “Kill the Jews first, and then the Christians”. I could go on and on, but I think you uneducated and ignorant liberals need to stop blaming the upper middle class for your woes, get off your butts, and work for a living…stop complaining! What the heck do you think this country was founded on?
Comment by Mandy August 23, 2008 @ 10:07 pmMandy, you are so right. I leave it to the Pecksniffian liberals to deny the truth. The base will turn out — if only McCain picks Ron Paul he can sew it up neatly and with verve. Howard Dean, Al Gore, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, Bo-rack Oh-bama…is that the best the liberal wing can put forth? Where are the Roosevelts? The Trumans? The Kennedys? Oh, wait: the left-wing hijacked the party…almost forgot.
Comment by John Drake August 25, 2008 @ 1:32 pmYou are the funking idiot. What if there is some meaning to his email? What is the harm in listening to another point of view? I happen to know Jerry Molen. He is known for his integrity, wisdom, and respect for others. You have proven that you have absolutely none of those traits. Its one thing to have a difference of opinion which you are entitled to, but your last paragraph just proved that you are nothing more than an ignorant child with a baseless argument. Get a life you piece of shit and do your homework next time you decide to open your mouth. Here’s a piece of advise- take your hand off of your very small dick before you start blogging again. That way you can have your head in the game.
Comment by Debbie September 13, 2008 @ 8:39 pmJust a factual FYI:
How Does the Government Create a Budget?
The President’s Budget
The law requires that, by the first Monday in February, the President submit to Congress his proposed Federal budget for the next fiscal year, which begins October 1.
The White House’s Office of Management and Budget (OMB) prepares the budget proposal, after receiving direction from the President and consulting with his senior advisors and officials from Cabinet departments and other agencies.
The President’s budget–which typically includes a main book and several accompanying books1–covers thousands of pages and provides an abundance of details.
Comment by Kurt October 21, 2008 @ 5:55 amYeah, i’ve seen School House Rock…what’s the point?
Comment by adammackwright October 21, 2008 @ 8:45 amThere is NO denying that Obama DID vote several times to allow LIVE BABIES from botched abortions DIE without any medical intervention. THAT IS A FACT!! A child is a gift from GOD and should never, ever be just left to die. Also, it’s a fact that Obama has promised Planned Parenthood that he will definitely sign the ‘Freedom of Choice’ act (which he co-sponsored) into law as soon as he becomes president. This will legalize partial birth abortion again. Do people really know what this procedure involves? I think not but I know Obama does and he still approves of it. He said he’s for it because there is no clause in it to save the mother’s life. You tell me which whould be the more dangerous thing for the mother’s life. Would it be to let the babies’ head be born, when the rest of the babies’ body is already born (alive and moving) or would it be riskier to insert a foreign object into the mother’s body, stab the baby in the head and suction it’s brains out? I would argue that the latter is much more dangerous for the mother. If this isn’t terriorism and cruel and unusual punishment against the most helpless among us, than I would like to know what is? If I performed this procedure on the puppies of a dog giving birth and the animal rights people found out, I would probably be procecuted. Aren’t our children worth more than animals? Even if you are in favor of abortion (which I am not) how can ANYONE, let alone a man running for president of our great nation, condone this horrible, painful procedure that kills an innocent baby or vote to allow a living child to just die??? May God have mercy on us. This, on top of everything else in this man’s background, is so scary. He is an excellent speaker, charismatic, good dresser, charming personality and has many other physical attributes, but I pray that these things are not the reason that people are blindly following him. I hope that they will take the time to research his backround and his policies more closely. I heard a man from Cuba speak on the radio and told how the people in their country blindly followed a man who promised them “CHANGE.” He said NO ONE bothered to ask just what those changes were and we all know what happened to Cuba.
Comment by Ann October 22, 2008 @ 8:44 amYou yourself confirmed what Mr. Molen stated to be fact. You and your kind are the only ones who support Obama and his radical views. Listen to yourself speak, your filthy language and rage of hate. Truly your parents didn’t raise you in a Christian Home and I’m sorry for you. You can’t think clearly because you have no goodness inside of you. God help you to find peace and turn your life around.
Comment by Phil Clem October 24, 2008 @ 7:02 pmOf course this guy stopped siding with Democrats because of LBJ. LBJ created the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and lost the support of racists in the party. Every reason he gives against Obama is a lie and he is hiding the true source of his oposition, which is his racism. Racists always lie to hide their willful ignorance. This is the USA and there is no place anymore for people like him in this country. He should leave the USA because he is no patriot, as he doesn’t even respect the heart of what this country is. AMEN
Comment by tom rosenberger October 25, 2008 @ 3:30 pmI agree – some people are morons and you proved it.
Comment by Christy October 26, 2008 @ 8:47 amDude the best line for me was
” I have seen School House Rock whats your point”.
Aman, love your cheeky humor on this. The reality is that people who live in fear react irrationally. I would say to those opposing to Obama because they fear he is Muslim that this is a true underscoring of intenal heart issues that have no place in the Body of Christ. Please, don’t pose with Jesus and spout this stuff! Period.
Comment by enriqueta October 26, 2008 @ 2:00 pmBlessing Man!
Your all idiots,,,this is going to happen and we will all lose.
Comment by Leslie October 27, 2008 @ 6:01 amOut of the fullness of the heart the mouth speaks.
Comment by Ramos October 27, 2008 @ 1:52 pmFor a different and perhaps more pramatic point of view… I voted for McCain and against Obama, simply because neither party distinguishes itself when it has control of Congress and the Presidency. Seems they all come down with a fatal case of “Potomac Fever”, when given the opportunity to stick their hands in the cookie jar, without opposition. Since we can’t send them out of town on even more vacations, then gridlock is a fairly effective way to keep them out of mischief. Look, the first priority of politicians is to be elected, then re-elected, or to run for higher office. All of ‘em will take care of their main campaign contributors FIRST, whether it’s through obscure holes in the tax code, sweetheart govt contracts, or favorable legislation. Doesn’t matter which side they are on, or how pure they were when they first decided to seek public office. The reality of how the game is played, will mold most of them into relentless fund raisers and panderers to monied special interests. By the time they are elected, most have completely sold out. This last, dismally long campaign cost probably a billion dollars. Who gained? Media consultants, media outlets, sign makers, and caterers. Each could have had 24 hours, on one of the c-spans to tell interested voters exactly what their platforms are… probably 12 times over, and then re run it weekly until the election. They’ve squandered donated funds, with the same reckless, self serving, abandon with which they will spend taxpayer dollars.
The current Democrat Congress has been in power for two years and has accomplished nothing, aside from ignoring Fannie, Freddie, etc, as well as addressing domestic energy policy. They’re as worthless as the Republicans, when they controlled both House and Senate.
Bottom line, it’s not going to be good when Obama wins. Democrats will spend like there is no tomorrow, and you can be darned sure no obsolete, inefficient, or redundant programs will be cut. The Treasure is firing up the printing presses, and if you thought you lost your arse in the market crash, just wait until the dollar really plummets. We’re in for a prolonged and very deep recession. All the politicians will do is point fingers, fund raise, and hope for re-election, while our economy tanks.
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Pingback by I’m Voting for McCain « The Conglomerate November 2, 2008 @ 9:56 amWhoa! We’ve got some really fearful folks on our hands. Everyone IS entitlted to their own point of view, so why feel threatened by what someone else has to say? Is it really worth all the the anger and animosity. Are you really that pissed off at each other, or is it because you feel betrayed by our government as a whole?
Comment by robina November 3, 2008 @ 1:26 pmIs this really about who becomes president? We are still left with a big ugly mess for whomever is elected to president, and regardless of what anyone says we will ALL have to pay to get us out of this. The truth of the matter is that most of us will probably not reep any rewards from these difficult times in our life time. We need to base our decisions on what is best for the generations after us, because things will not be stable for us any time in the near future. There is no “easy” fix, it’s all a crap shoot. We need to stop feeling threatened by each other and instead figure out what we can do to make this better for all. Fear brings anger, anger brings hatred and hatred brings war. And in war nobody wins, especially if we’re at war with ourselves. I am an independent voter, and to me that means that my beliefs are not dictated by what my party thinks but rather who I think has the best ideas and most genuine character. With a campaigning system like ours it is hard to find the real “truths” but making attacks on each other only clouds reality more.
POB……..
Ya know… I got that email shortly before the election; from my aunt, who I sorta kinda respected beforehand. She was a teacher.
Well, I was unkind in my response, saying she is spreading fear. I proceeded to cut communication off; which was not too hard since she’s 600 miles away.
Today she tried to contact me through my brother and I decided to dig up what she originally sent… and googled the author of the email… and then landed here.
Well, I am glad in what I found and somewhat relieved that I was absolutely spot on in my original criticsm. Truth be told, I never finished reading the original email… b/c in no time I concluded that it was ridiculously stupid.
Unfortunatley, stupid people like Jerry Molten, and followers like my aunt, will still be around for a while. We can only hope that when they are replaced that new blind followers will not take their place.
Comment by Brandon F November 28, 2008 @ 2:40 amWow, so you actually thought Jerry Molen’s e-mail was completely wrong? Hmmmm…..It’s really hard to take you seriously the way you responded to some very good points made by Mr. Molen. These were basically questions every American should have asked before they voted, and I think that’s what Mr. Molen did. He went over what was likely to happen. Sounds like a good study of politics to me. Please study your politics before you spout off about someone’s legitimate, logical statements.
Comment by Kris March 6, 2009 @ 3:44 pmDont ever trust a liberal becuase their all a bunch of dirty liars
Comment by Mad Bluebird September 20, 2009 @ 8:52 am