Random Acts of Journalism

This is one of my favorite recurring features of my blog…because there are things that happen in this world on a daily basis, that are just so mindblowing and insane that you can’t possibly believe that the world could continue to exist. Not surprisingly, many of these involved Paris Hilton. A few of my favorites are below:

Plastic Surgery for Mom

Toy Yoda

Skull Bong

Which gang should our toddler be in?

Dumbledore was gay

Paris Hilton Near Children

Paris Hilton has “been through a lot”

11-year old leads police on drunken high speed chase

Britney Spears’ redemption

Karl Rove raps

Ladies, stop making men rape you.

McDonalds Hummer cross promotion