The caffeine thing is still killing me. Same problem as last week. I am having the hardest time getting going today. I didn’t stay up late this last weekend, i had a quiet night last night and slept well, but was just flattened this morning when my alarm went off. Do you ever have those mornings? Not just a general disdain for the alarm, but like an overpowering weight on your chest, like something is forcing your eyes closes and burying you in the bed. This morning, i snoozed like 4 times and even then i felt like i was buried in mud. I finally hit the shower, and made myself an egg sandwich for breakfast…still not awake. Listened to some pumped up music on the way to work, didn’t hit any traffic…still not awake. I’ve been at the office for 3 hours and i’m still feeling drained. No idea. Usually, a Red Bull would hit the spot here and i’d be wired out of my gourd…but i’m going without soda and Red Bull for at least a month, and i was hoping to quit Red Bull forever…i think we’re going to find out that the shit is very, very bad for us pretty soon. Do does anyone have any thoughts about getting going in the morning that i can use? I don’t drink coffee, but i wouldn’t mind green tea or something herbal, if it actually helps. Let me know.
Other than that, things are rolling along. I have good days and bad, just like anyone else. I don’t really have cravings for anything that i’ve given up. Just some purely mental moments where it’s like, “What if i just had one beer, one drink? How bad could it be?” But i’ve maintained well. I certainly play better in my saturday night hockey games, that’s for sure. Hockey is hard enough as it is…
That’s really all there is to report…
In other news, there is a great conversation going on in my Sexism vs. Racism post from last week…take a look and see what you think.
Last week wasn’t nearly as hard as i thought it would be. I thought the lack of alcohol in my system would really start to bug me, but it didn’t. I thought that sitting on the couch, watching TV, that my hand would start to form the shape of the glass that it was missing. I drank a ton of water, got a lot of sleep and felt pretty good. But you know what did bother me? The lack of caffeine…you see, lost in the conversation about alcohol’s effect on the body is the conversation about all the diet cokes i mixed my cocktails with and all the Red Bulls i used to recover the next morning (often 2-3 a day). I don’t like coffee but i have to guess i was taking down the equivalent of 5-10 cups a day…not so good. I had some headaches and some issues getting going in the morning but that has pretty much passed. A week later, i feel rock friggin’ solid. I’m getting good night’s sleep most nights and i am starting to be able to make it through the day. The gym helps too. The only thing with sleep is that after a few drinks, i don’t think i’m aware enough of my dreams to let them bother me…sober? I have some FUCKED-up dreams. Yikes. I’m waking up a few times a night with vivid, often frightening dreams. Hopefully that’s just a result of a backlog and will pass on to happier fare soon.
But the revolution isn’t just about not drinking or living a healthier lifestyle. The revolution is about getting some things done. For a while there, i was super depressed about my life and the status of my career path (the two are inseperable in my mind). Sure, i don’t have a ton to complain about, relatively speaking, but i didn’t feel like i was accomplishing really anything in my life. That hasn’t completely changed in a week, but i feel more optimistic about it now. I feel like i’m moving in the right direction with my job, with my writing, with the way i use my free time. I’m balancing the work i need to do (both at the office and at home) with the fun i need to have. Yesterday, i watched 4 episodes of Lost, inventoried every shirt in my clothing line, did 3 loads of laundry, went fishing (caught a sunfish and a catfish..yahoo!) and made an awesome steak dinner. All in one day. Saturday was the same…woke up early and got my hair cut, got my oil changed, sat by the pool for a few hours, had lunch with friends, went to the fastest Dbacks game in history and played a hockey game all in about 12 hours. I’ve NEVER been this effective. It’s amazing what you can do without nursing a hangover.
Last week, i had dinner with Kelli before she left and we had a serious conversation about my perceived shortcomings (emphasis on the “perceived” as opposed to “actual” shortcomings). I really appreciate my friendship with Kelli because we have such a way of simplifying things for each other. She recalled for me the feeling of accomplishment you get when you get one important thing done. I complained that i procrastinate all day and never get one thing done. So, in her simple way, she said, “Adam — then just get one thing done, and then you’re free to procrastinate the rest of the day without beating yourself up.” Gee, DUH! Why didn’t i think of that?!? So i did. I got 1 thing done and spent the rest of the day messing around. To some of you, this may seem ridiculous, but you obviously don’t have the issue i have with this. So, baby steps. Last week i got one thing done. Today, i’ve crossed 3 things off of my list. I’m gaining on it. Brick by brick.
I haven’t worked on the book at all yet. I think that will be a goal for later this week. I have 5,000 words to write by the end of the month and i want to have at least 7,500 new words done by the time my editor (Kelli, again) gets back in 7 weeks. The hardest part about writing a book is writing it.
Thanks for all your support. More to come. Check in tomorrow for my review of Kerouac’s On The Road.
There is a quote — usually found in posters on the wall of lame corporations — that says “A journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step.” That quote blows — despite it’s truthfulness. A better quote, one that i just made up, says, “A revolution starts with cleaning up your house.”
I woke up yesterday — after 4 liver-pounding days in Mexico — and cleaned the bejeezus out of my house. I went into my closet and pulled every journal, every notebook, every photo album, every note from any ex girlfriend and put it in a box near the computer. I’m going to use some of that dialogue and emotion in my book. I vacuumed, ironed, mopped, swept and Windexed every surface possible. I packed up my well-stocked bar into a box and put it in the storage closet of my unattached garage. I took all the soda out of my house and brought it to work for the people in the office to drink. I made a stack of clothing to donate at Goodwill (is there a better place?), i made a stack of stuff that i don’t need but has some value that i’m going to sell on e-bay, i cleaned out the fridge and am planning on filling it with fruit, veggies and water. I am not going to have any more Red Bull. I’m going to read more and watch less TV (the lame summer season should help…America’s Next Top Dog? Eh, no thanks.). I’m going to write a ton and start making goals and start achieving them. Time to stop complaining, stop feeling sorry for myself, and start being accountable for my actions and behavior. I’m tried of being a martyr, a cynic and a pessimist. Time to move in a positive direction. Alcohol is a depressant and it’s definitely been affecting me. I’m not going to stop being somewhat of a jerk on this blog, but that’s a character i play for the most part anyway.
The revolution will be a good thing.
A year ago, on May 22nd, i stopped drinking. For the next 55 days i went without a drink, i lost 40 lbs and started a clothing line, amongst other things. Last year, it was called “On The Wagon.” This year, i’ll be calling it The Revolution. I’ll be working out, eating healthy, working hard at whatever job i happen to have that day and most importantly, i’ll be working on my book. Peripherally, i’ll be saving money, treating the environment better (not going out, not going through hundreds of bottles and cans, etc.) and i’ll actually be remembering the details of the previous nights. I’ll also be a better friend by DD-ing for my friends and i’ll have more time to spend with important people in my life because i’ll be looking to do fun things rather than sit on my couch with a drink in my hand.
This week will be hard. Last year, i didn’t think i would have withdrawals and i kinda did — even though i blamed them more on anxiety than the booze. This year, i’m going to just go ahead and admit it…this week is going to hurt like hell. I’ll get through it.
The revolution started yesterday. Stay tuned.
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I finished another tank of gas last night…this time i traveled 373 miles on 14 gallons for 26.6 mpg. It was a little less than last time but still 3-4 mpg better than i was getting. I’m finding myself glancing down at the odometer more and trying to stretch my miles, almost like a personal challenge to do better and better each tank. My goal is a 400 mile tank…i’m pretty far from it right now, but i think if i coast to a few more lights, i can do it. At first i was worried that driving slow would piss people off (having been a fast driver, slow drivers pissing me off is still very fresh in my memory) but then i realized, “Hey, since when do i give a shit?” So we’ll see how it goes.
You know what else saves gas? Bicycles…keep up the good work Sam.
I think this is the child of the guy who posted the comment on my Gun Control post…
How the F–K do you move 12 million people?!? I guess when your population is over a billion, it’s all relative.
I hate the Spurs with all of my heart. The RiverWalk is a sewage canal…that’s right, i said it.
Great story last night out of baseball where 24-year old Red Sox pitcher and cancer survivor Jon Lester threw a no-hitter.
I’m going to Rocky Point this weekend for some R&R and when i get back from having a Corona permanently attached to my right hand, i’ll be attempting to have my 2nd annual spring detox. For a few months anyway, i’m going to get back after it and see if i can’t shed some weight for the summer, work a little harder at a few goals and improve on some behaviors and relationships that need some work. It did wonders for me last year and i learned a lot…time for a refresher course on those lessons. Of course, i’ll be chronicling the entire thing here right up until i fall off the wagon at this (video of last year here). Wish me luck.
1. Be More Deliberate – This is one of those all-encompassing resolutions that really takes the place of everything below, but i wanted to say something general and then work out the specifics.
I’m going to be more deliberate with my words, my actions, my choices, my plans, my present and my future. I am continually caught up in the speed of this world, with my driving, with the way i talk, with the way i spend money, with the way i change my mind, with the things i say in conversations. What i think will help in all facets of my life is that before i open my mouth to say something, i take a breath and think about it. Before i act, i take a deep breath and weigh all the responses and choose the correct one. How often do you find yourself 5 minutes removed from a conversation or altercation and say to yourself, “Shit! I should said that other thing.” or find yourself regretting the way you treated a situation and have to apologize for it? It happens to me more often than i’d like. I’m a passionate person with a quick tongue…sometimes i am antagonistic and confrontational just to keep people on their toes…i’m often impulsive and egotistical in certain situations while dragging my feet, changing my mind and being timid in other situations. This drives me nuts and often leads to uncomfortable situations.
I have a major problem with finishing what i start or following through on promises…while i could make each of those individual resolutions, i think that being deliberate will fix both of those issues. By picking my goals/words/thoughts/aspirations wisely, i can actually follow the things i’ve decided to their conclusion instead of saying that i’m going to do everything, all the time and never finishing any of it.
Being deliberate also means being more honest, more direct and more to the point when i open my mouth. I need to make eye contact and say what i mean. While trying to be polite and gracious in my business, i let people talk over me and push me around in negotiations, i let them have the upper hand and i come off as timid. I don’t need to be a dick or some skeevy salesman, i just need to be more confident and stronger in my conversations.
2. Stop Fucking Around – Donald Trump has never had a drink, never smoked a cigarette, never even had a cup of coffee (so he says). On any given Tuesday morning, i can find myself recovering from a hangover by drinking a Red Bull…not that Donald Trump is my idol or anything, but i think the point here is that he doesn’t waste time or energy or cloud his mind with unimportant influences. He is awake, focused, smart and DELIBERATE completely on his own. Something to be said for that.
3. Get Kelli Published – I told her that i would edit her book and work with her to get it finished. I plan on being deliberate and following through on this.
4. Hike the Highline Trail – A few months ago, i wrote this post about the CDT and how i needed to escape from civilization and abruptly change my entire existence. I still feel like this and i still have a constant craving to disapear for a while. But through a combination of a lack of chutzpa (yiddish for nerve), an obligation to my business partner, family and friends and because i’m working on being more deliberate, i may have been premature with my April 2008 departure date. The plan hasn’t changed, it just occurs to me that i need to do it correctly and deliberately. So, the Highline trail will be good practice. It’s close to my cabin in Wyoming (basecamp), it travels through some of the most beautiful and rugged country in the world and it’s only 40 miles, so it’s doable in a week (10 days with travel). So who wants to go with? We’re doing this minimalistically so the cost shouldn’t be too bad, we’re doing it during the summer so taking time off of work shouldn’t be hard, and my parents will be more than happy to have us at the cabin for a few days. Seriously, Ron, Nole, Kev, Garret, Trevor, everyone, your wives will love it. It isn’t a hard hike, and it’ll blow all of your minds. I’m thinking late July, so put some time aside. RSVP in the comments.
5. Sell my car, buy my truck (doing it deliberately, so i get the right things for the right price)-
Tell me this:
Is better than this:
I think not.
6. Make Free Time for Doing Absolutely Nothing – I have a habit of always needing to be doing something. I always need to be stimulated, either by the people around me, by my television, by my computer, by altering my conciousness, etc. I need to make time that i don’t do anything…almost a meditation. Turn everything off deliberately, find a blank wall or some clouds to stare at and just let my mind do its thing. When i’m driving or walking somewhere or otherwise alone with my mind wandering, my brain buzzes with ideas, thoughts, jokes, concepts, creativity, etc. And i make these grandeur plans to write things down when i get home or to start building a contraption in my garage or to tile the stupid white fireplace in my house, or to work on my book, or to write a blog entry or to make a list of things to do…and then i get home, start cleaning up, making dinner, watching TV, answering e-mail and the next thing i know all those ideas are vanished and i’ve done nothing with them. I need to think, and then act, deliberately.
I wish everyone the best in 2008. Here’s to a great year.
As a rule, i don’t write about myself. I mean, i obviously inject my moods, feelings and anecdotes into everything i write but the main theme is rarely, if ever, me. It was this type of public introspection that first got me into writing and then proceeded to get me into tons of trouble as people checked in on my myspace page or other forums in which i decided to unleash my mental diarrhea out of my fingertips and onto the unsuspecting world. It would just take a few clicks back in time on my myspace blog to get back to years such as 2003 and 2004 in which i bitched, complained and moaned about every shortcoming, rejection and insecurity available. Some of it was poetic, but most of it was pathetic. I wouldn’t encourage you to judge me based on those writings, but i would encourage you to take a trip back, even if it’s briefly, to see the context in which today’s writer came from. Those were some overly-sensitive times for me and now i’m a hardened, cynical, bitter and jaded grown-up in a post-9/11 and currently war-torn world who is fazed by just about nothing and never, ever talks about his struggles, issues or problems anymore, A. Because it’s none of your f-ing business, B. Because it never helped in the first place and C. I’m a dick and refuse to put myself in any more vulnerable positions.
For some reason though, i’m going to talk about this and see where it takes us. I want to say that it’s for all those other people going through the same thing or having the same thoughts, but that’s only partially true. It’s for me and me only and who the hell knows why i’m sharing it. Oh well. What will follow over the next few weeks, months, maybe even years, is a running diary of a hopefully sober Adam.
Anyway, as i write this i’ve been sober for 21 days. No drinks, no drugs, no beer, no shots, no glass of wine with dinner, no beer on the couch watching TV, nothing. The only chemical mood changer i’ve had in my body over the last 3 weeks is Red Bull, which while it probably isn’t good for me, has become my last bastion of alternate consciousness. Pretty lame really. (and ironically, the Red Bull is probably what’ll end up giving me cancer and killing me in the next 5 years once they definitively discover just how bad the shit is for you…)
Here’s the back story:
I’ve wanted to stop for a long time. I knew i could be living a better, healthier and wiser life all along. I knew that i have an addictive personality. I knew that my drinking habits affected my past relationships. I knew that i was making decisions on a nightly basis that i wouldn’t have made without the help of a few beers or a few cocktails. I knew that my family are heavy drinkers and i knew that i loved absolutely nothing more than watching the Broncos with them while cracking Coors or sitting at a family event drinking even though it was Easter morning or something. I knew that when i went out at night, i was what the American Medical Association kindly referred to as a binge drinker. I knew that i wasn’t going to have a few cocktails and know when to stop. I knew that i was going to be blacked out or close to it and i knew that i would feel great the next morning. I knew enough (from experience) to not get behind the wheel but i also knew that i could be persuaded to if the mix of BAC and the proper interest from the female persuasion were combined in the right amounts. I knew that i was spending hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars a month going out, having a good time and feeling no pain. It was a good place and i knew that i could justify it to myself at any time of day, any day of the week and in any situation. I knew that i was 20-25 years of age and more or less completely invincible. This has gone on for a while.
Now let’s make one point completely clear. I am not, nor have i ever considered myself to be, an alcoholic. And to completely prove that point, 21 days ago today i quit drinking completely cold turkey and have not had one single physical craving for alcohol. My brain has not compelled me to pour a drink due to the chemical void left behind when i stopped. Addicts crave the substance that they are addicted to. Alcoholics crave alcohol. This has never happened to me. Social constructs (bad day= need a drink, high stress situations=need a drink, out at night = have a drink) have tempted me occasionally but thus far i have not succumbed. I have not had a single withdrawal symptom. My body has not overtaken my mind/willpower and forced my hand to pour a delicious rum and coke, despite the fact that the half-full bottle is still sitting in my liquor cabinet in full view. And i have not even sipped, despite having been purchased drinks. I have had drinks in my hand for extended periods of time in the last 21 days and have not lifted them to my mouth a single time. I don’t believe an alcoholic could do this. I have. Hereto, therefore, i am not, nor have i ever been, an alcoholic. This is not one of those admissions. This is not a cry for help, a request for support or an admission of guilt. Let’s not go there.
I have done some dipshit things while drunk that i will not go into here. Some people have made a living off of these stories. I am a better writer than that kid and i have much better stories (but seriously, his book is pretty hilarious. Read it, if you haven’t. Just because i could do better, doesn’t make his book bad…). I could have kicked his literary ass all over the street if i would have chosen that path. I guess i still could but it all kind of seems kinda trivial now.
Anyway, since i stopped some interesting things have happened that i didn’t anticipate:
- I eat better- This was never a conscious decision. It just happened. A month ago, i owned a deep fryer, ate red meat any chance i could get, loved bread and potatoes and wouldn’t order a salad for lunch or dinner if my life depended on it. All of a sudden i’m eating salads, checking labels, avoiding certain aisles at the grocery store, buying vegetables to go with my chicken or fish dinner and i’m having fruit as a snack instead of candy or popcorn. Almost every eating decision i’ve made recently has been impacted by this new thought process. I have no idea where it came from or why. I mentally figured that if i wasn’t going to drink then that freed up a shitload of calories in which i could eat more shit that was bad for me. Somehow that wasn’t what my body had planned.
A year ago, i weighed 250 pounds. No joke. Six months ago i weighed 225. A month ago, i was 205. Today, i’m 195. Quit sitting in a cubicle and hating your life 60 hours a week and you lose 30 lbs, start working at a restaurant where you’re on your feet all day, lose 15 lbs. Quit drinking, start eating right and working out with the time you used to spend drunk, lose 10 more. That’s 55 lbs in a year. Fuck atkins. - ADD Disappearance – OK, it didn’t disappear…but it’s better. For the longest time, i’ve had no focus. I’m a procrastinator of the highest degree and since i stopped having a hangover, or at least an alcohol induced fog, to hold me back, my focus has improved. A bit. I won’t say that it’s gone, but it’s better. I actually feel good enough to do the things i need to. Maybe the actual ADD is the same, but now i have one less excuse to use when i don’t want to do something.
- Awkward nights out – The first two have been pretty positive but this one is decidedly weird. I guess i should have seen it coming. What breaks the ice when you’re meeting someone new? What gets conversation flowing? What makes you feel more comfortable and at ease? What do you drink when you get dinner? What makes you a better dancer and more willing to talk to strangers? What makes the people around you better looking and easier to tolerate? That’s right, alcohol. Throw that alcohol out and the shit around you gets very fucking real in a hurry.
I’ve enjoyed being a DD lately. My friends have cool cars that they let my drive and they’re amazingly funny drunks but really, how much going out can you take without a cocktail? My energy isn’t what it used to be, i yawn in mid-sentence after midnight. Things don’t seem like such a good idea anymore. And some of the things i used to enjoy are flat out annoying/boring/retarded. C’est la vie… - Meeting new friends – Jim Gaffigan has a joke about not drinking…he says, “How do you go out on a date? ‘Uh, yes waiter, i’ll have water and she’ll have a jagerbomb. thanks.’” It just doesn’t work. Here’s the interesting thing though, and this i really never saw coming. Guys are completely cool with it. I mean, they’re flat out awesome. Most of my buddies, my most hardcore drinking buddies, know that i’ve quit, and i thought they’d be pissed at me and that they’d always be buying me shots or beers and calling me a pussy for not drinking with them. Hasn’t happened at all. I am shocked. Most of my buddies will fall on a grenade for me in a second if they see me hesitating or thinking about it. I’ve had shots and drinks (that people have ordered for me without knowing that i’m not drinking) literally ripped out of my hands by my friends who then proceeded to slam them so i couldn’t drink it. They’ve been amazing.
Alternately, the girls have been fucking awful. “You sure you don’t drink? You can have one, right? You want a sip of mine? Are you sure? Really? Nothing i can do to get you to have one? Have a shot with me? I’m going to get you drunk when you’re not paying attention.” I mean, i’ve heard it all. One friend that i went to dinner with the other night was on her second martini before she admitted that she didn’t feel comfortable at all drinking when i wasn’t. We tried to figure out why she felt that way and settled on a combination of social norms and vulnerability issues. Like if she did something stupid and we were both drunk that it wasn’t a big deal, but if she made an alcohol-affected choice and it was all her, then she couldn’t use the classic, “We were drunk…” excuse. It was very interesting and i’m curious to see how this sociological experiment continues. - The Awkward Explanation – This has been by far my least favorite bi-product of not drinking. Trying to explain to people why i am not drinking sucks. And i’ve told about 9 different stories depending on the person and my relationship with them. My family got the personal responsibility story, as in “I just decided it was time to lay off…” Some of my friends got the Dr.’s orders story (which is at least mostly true). And other people got a combination of “I was partying too much (true), I was hurting my business being hungover all the time (true), i was getting sick too often (true), i have an addictive personality (true), i have no middle ground. I’m either sober or blacked out (true)” Or some variation on all of those themes. Most of the time i’m scrambling to avoid the word “alcoholic” or the perception that lie their in. (To varying degrees of success of course.)
I’m not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings. - Rampant Boredom – Jesus television sucks! I mean, it’s awful. I don’t know what i’m going to do next TV season. I imagine the Office will still be funny sober but i don’t know what else i’ll watch. Usually i’m 3-4 drinks deep by the time House or Grey’s Anatomy (blech) comes on. I think i’ll still like Simpsons and Family Guy but i honestly can’t see myself watching much else. Probably a good thing. The bad thing is that i’m so ingrained in laying on my couch and being completely entertained by the television that it is a major chore to watch movies, read a book or a magazine, or write. I mean, even writing these blogs were traditionally done with 3 fingers of beautiful amber Crown Royal melting slowly over 4 ice cubes in a crystal rocks glass (*wipes saliva from corner of mouth*). I’m friggin bored with my existence right now and i haven’t, as of yet, figured out how to change that. My first attempts were to get my friends to hang out and do sober stuff with me, but that has failed miserably. Eventually i’ll start knitting, owning large quantities of cats and going to movies alone. Someone just kill me now.
I think the most interesting part about this has been the self-analysis that it has forced. Why am i drawn to drinking? More importantly, why am i so hung up on altering my consciousness? Do i not like who i am that much that the only way i’m content is to get out of my own head by drinking? I think the answer is — at least partially — “yes,” which is more than a little scary. The problem, as i see it, is this: I have a writer’s personality. I have the brain makeup and personality that is absolutely status friggin quo for a writer. I see things abstractly and without personal affect. My life, ever since i can remember, has been shot from the overhead helicopter view. I’ve never felt inside my own head. I’ve never had an authentic, sincere or quality reaction to anything. (I talked about this on my Myspace blog over a year ago. This, apparently, is not new for me.) Everything i say, everything i notice, everything i write has been seen through the wide camera angle. It’s really hard to understand if you’re not that type of personality, but if you are, then you know exactly what i’m talking about. Some of the most emotional and gigantic moments in my life have felt completely fake to me, like i was outside of my body, watching it happen on TV. Because i don’t feel like i’m looking at it from my own eyes or processing it with my own brain. When i’m in those types of situations, i feel like i’m watching myself from another person’s view. It’s weird and my description is probably not doing it justice. Let’s put it this way…i’m not self-conscious in the sense that i’m insecure about myself (trust me, i love me a lot. i think i’m friggin great.) and i’m not self-conscious in that shallow “oh my god, my jeans aren’t designer” kind of way either. I’m self-conscious in the way that i’m always thinking to myself, consciously, “How am i acting right now? Is this appropriate? What is this person going to say when i say this? How is this going to come off? What do i look like right now? Are my hand gestures appropriate? Am i smiling an appropriate amount? Am i acting authentic for the situation?” It’s weird, but that’s the god’s honest truth. Even as i’m writing this from my heart, my mind is saying, “Are you saying too much? How are people going to perceive this?” and i’m erasing and rewording accordingly. It’s an absolute gift for a writer and an absolute tragedy from the sense of never having authentic experiences in which i react and don’t think or over-analyze first. And there’s the rub right there. When i drink, i don’t think. I do whatever comes to mind, the way most people do naturally. Alcohol lets me back into my own head (or is it out of my own head? I can’t decide. If i’m in my head over-analyzing all the time, then it lets me out. If i’m out of my head seeing everything from an outside perspective, then it lets me back in. I can’t figure it out. Makes sense though, right?). It lets me react emotionally the way normal people do. If someone pisses me off, i don’t let it slide, i fucking yell and stand up for myself and try to fight. I feel anger with justification, i laugh without wondering what it sounds like, i tell stories without wondering if they’re stupid or relevant (to varying degrees of success), i actually get to use my own emotions. I get to feel like the way i’m responding is authentic. And if you don’t have my personality type, you really have no idea just how fucking good that feels. I don’t over analyze, i don’t weigh pros and cons, i don’t wonder, i just react, immediately and instinctively. I hate to say it, but alcohol lets me be me…
Sometimes this is great. I can’t tell you how many people i know, how many solid relationships that have been forged, how many amazing nights i’ve had under the influence of alcohol. It is the social lubricant. There have truly been some fantastic moments that i would never give up in a million years. Alternately, i, like all other drinkers, have made thousands of regrettable decisions, spoken many regrettable words and most of us are considered lucky to have avoided jail time or syphilis in our lifetimes. It is, simultaneously, the best and worse thing that has ever happened to me.
More thoughts as they come…
